一段脫口秀的臺(tái)詞，你搜一下上海衛(wèi)視的《笑傲幫》小沈龍的作品。

我知道，我有這個(gè)小視頻再看看別人怎么說的。

收破爛 我們專收易拉罐 易拉罐 一個(gè)一毛二分三 收破爛 我們還要塑料帶 塑料袋 十斤能賣一塊三 收完易拉罐 我再檢倆瓶蓋 易拉罐要放進(jìn)塑料袋 它必須踩成團(tuán) 曾經(jīng)收過及打易拉罐 一筆大買賣 卻發(fā)現(xiàn)里面有倆鐵塊 說好只要易拉罐 為什么要給我倆鐵塊 你小子純?cè)谒Ｎ彝? 我雖然收破爛 但我也留了倆心眼 純手打的 給分吧 PS：這首歌叫 笑到你住院 原著是孫楠的 I BRLIEVE

并非根據(jù)什么歌改編，純屬有才網(wǎng)友自創(chuàng)收破爛，我們專收易拉罐，易拉罐一個(gè)一毛二分三。收破爛，我們還要塑料袋，塑料袋十斤能賣一塊三。收完易拉罐我再撿點(diǎn)瓶蓋，易拉罐想放進(jìn)塑料袋，它必須踩成團(tuán)！曾經(jīng)收過幾打易拉罐，一比大買賣，尋思賺倆錢，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)里面有倆鐵塊！說好我只收易拉罐為什么你要給我鐵塊？你小子純?cè)谒Ｎ彝?！雖然我收破爛，但我也留了個(gè)心眼

i believe 正解 說純自創(chuàng)的還能收到六十多個(gè)贊的 也是服了

孫楠- i believei believe你還在那里等待愛的路總是充滿了祝福i believe你還在把愛深埋我在這里為你整夜在徘徊看不到未來卻擋不住相愛就算短暫分開也不能把這緣分結(jié)束曾經(jīng)走過漫漫長(zhǎng)路只要有愛默默地祈禱真心的讓彼此更幸福曾經(jīng)走過漫漫長(zhǎng)路淚水模糊了我和你那一刻我們倆依偎在一起從此永遠(yuǎn)不再分離我相信那份愛這份感動(dòng)只要你擁有這勇氣真心付出自己一切都為愛人而牽掛再長(zhǎng)的等待也不怕

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